This is another email that I received this morning I thought I would share:
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say a curse word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time " -
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say a curse word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time " -
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this!
1 comment:
Loved them. The Juan on Juan made Andrew chuckle :)
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